Never, Ever Feed a Gremlin After Midnight (So Now I Eat Dinner by 7)
05.28 Weekly Drop ✨
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In today’s mix of magic + musings: Upcoming ⚡️ Energy Update + 🪄 a spell to help alchemize. Followed by 💁♀️ Storytime from me, 🔮 Oracle Insights from the heavens, 💕 things I’m loving right now.
⚡️ Week of May 28th Energy Update:
🪐 Venus Squares Saturn on Thurs, May 28
Venus (planet of values, relationships, and beauty) squares up with Saturn (structure, commitment, and discipline), which immediately causes unwanted tension. One of the best ways to deal with this energy are to work with it. Maybe you need to create some healthy boundaries or have a difficult conversation about what YOU need. It’s also a good day to recommit to goals or something you’ve been half-assing.
Pay attention to any heaviness or pressure you feel around relationships or creative work. Follow the fear!
🌝 A Rare Full Blue Moon in Sagittarius on Sun May 31
Just like the saying goes, once in a Blue Moon is the 2nd full moon within a calendar month, which only happens every few years and is believed to amplify the energy of that sign even more.
Full Moons are all about completion and release and this one is asking you to let go and create space for something better to come in. Because it falls in Sagittarius, the emphasis lands on growth and expansion, especially in the areas of your career and finances. Old situations from the past may resurface so you can finally get what you wanted or close a chapter and move toward what’s actually meant for you.
This is a turning point and second chance to course correct back into alignment with what you truly want!
💫 This is your time to lean into what scares you and release what’s holding you back. This includes, but is not limited to: outdated beliefs, negative behaviors, self-imposed restrictions, a scarcity mindset, lack of worthiness, old relationships, people who drain you, people who make you feel less than, vices, situations where you feel uncomfortable. Basically any person, place, or thing that compromises your happiness. If it doesn’t give you joy or fulfillment, it’s time to snip snip my friend ✂️
REMEMBER: You’re the main character in your life!
🪄 Alchemize the Energy: Blue Moon Decision Ritual
Incision and overwhelm are all too common when attempting to achieve your goals, and even though you know what you want to do, you may find you have no idea where to start. This ritual is intended to take the guesswork out of getting the ball rolling. It works in a similar way to pulling Oracle cards, drawing the action that is needed in a particular moment for you.
You'll need: a pen, slips of paper, Unlimited Spray or Full Moon Clarity Spray, a box or bag
Find a quiet place and settle into your body. Bring to mind a goal you would like to accomplish and hold the vision in your mind for several moments, focusing on the actions you can take immediately to start working towards it.
Once you have a clear vision, open your eyes and write down each different action on the paper, one action per slip of paper. Lightly mist the paper with a small amount of the spray; you don't want the papers to be damp.
Put all the papers into the box and shake for a few moments to mix up the contents. Close your eyes and take deep breaths until you feel calm and relax. Ask yourself what action you need to take most to fulfill your goal.
With your eyes still closed, reach inside the box and pull out one single slip of paper. Open your eyes and read it out loud. This is the most important action to take at this time. Work this step. Once complete, repeat the ritual until you've gone through all the slips of paper. 1
“The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hoped for; and then live inside that hope.” -Barbara Kingsolver 🤍
💁♀️ Story Time:
I used to be such a gremlin. I wanted zero responsibility with 80% fun and 20% chaos. I was here for a good time, not a long time, ready to distract myself with a myriad of vices, one more exciting than the next.
gremlin | /ˈɡremlən/| noun
An imaginary mischievous sprite regarded as responsible for an unexplained mechanical or electronic malfunction.
A person, typically small in stature, who behaves in a chaotic, unruly, or mischievous manner.
A few weeks ago I was out with some girlfriends when I ran into some of my ex’s friends. We were reminiscing about all the late night fun we used to have in the city, when I remembered the breathalyzer!
No, not the kind the cops give you. Thankfully, I’ve never had a DUI, but I’ve been close. Blowing was not required, but walking the line was and by the grace of God I passed. As a naturally bubbly personality I’ve always been underestimated for my intelligence, so I leaned in. Acting like a poor, helpless damsel, never hurts when you’re about to potentially get arrested.
Always one for a good time, I thought a handheld breathalyzer would be a fun party trick. This was back in 2011, before Amazon became a super hub for anything and everything within a 24 hour window. It took so long to arrive, that I’d forgotten I’d even ordered it. And with that, a new drinking game was born.
The rules were simple: who can blow the highest number by the end of the night? As a 5ft person, I can tell you, it wasn’t me. My ex and his friends are Serbian and very tall people, each one towering over the next. So it was no surprise that one of the guys easily reached an impressive 0.35% by the end of the night. I’m pretty sure this meant he was legally dead, but like a true champion he was still standing, proudly pumping his fists into the air at the thrill of victory.
Professional-grade police breathalyzers are engineered to track and display numbers from 0.0% up to 0.5% BAC (Blood Alcohol Content)
We were the idiots our parents had warned us about. The ones who’d pressure you to drink copious amounts of alcohol (“who wants a shot? No? Well, you got one anyway!”), take drugs (“You’re totally safe. It’s just a little puff, line, dip, nibble, and/or nugget!”), and stay out way longer than you ever intended (“where should we go next?”). I’d scoff at the people who wanted to get up early on a Saturday morning to workout (losers) or who cut themselves off after the second drink. Not me, I wanted to close the bars down and parrrr-tyyyy.
It’s especially funny because I live such a vastly different life. Come 10PM I’m snuggled in bed ready to pass out, not from substances, but from a mix of ashwagandha and magnesium 🙃. It’s a rare occasion to find me out past midnight, because now I’m the one with the ridiculously robust morning routine. Waking up anywhere between 5:30-7:30 AM (I don’t set an alarm):
I start with peptide shots: KPV (for inflammation) + 5-Amino (for metabolic health)
I have to wait 30 min before I can eat, so next I put on my Quantum Shift Subliminals (#3 is 30 min long, which is the perfect timer)
followed by hot water with lemon + Baja Gold sea salt (the best for hydration, electrolytes, + digestion)
then I prep my vitamins + supplements (which I take with breakfast)
15 ml Living Silica (hair, skin, nails) + L-Carnitine (amino acid)
a dry scoop of Amara Collstrum (gut health)
Ashwagandha (stress), 1/2 a Zinc (immunity + copper balance), D3K2 (bone + immunity), Super B Complex (energy + nervous system), NAC (antioxidant + liver), CoQ10 (cellular energy + heart)
15 min of face massage with Anastasia Beauty
then I prep and eat a quick, warm breakfast while I practice 5-10 min of Duolingo en Espanol
followed by coffee (mold free) with 5mg creatine (strength + muscle)+ 2 scoops beef collagen (skin + joints)
And now I’m ready to start the day. Thankfully the whole process only takes 30-35 min.
One thing about me, I hate routine. I HATEEEE IT with every ounce of my being. I understand some people thrive with routine, but to me it’s confining. I think this is attributed to the fact that I have a stellium in Sagittarius. I want the freedom to do whatever tf I want, whenever I want.
Enter delusion. I’ve gaslit myself, kicking and screaming, into following the aforementioned protocol most mornings (usually giving myself Sundays off). I’m convinced this is what successful entrepreneurs do, so I, being a very successful entrepreneur, force myself to do it.
25 year old Christina would be disgusted by my behavior, which makes me giggle. I wouldn’t think twice about taking unknown drugs from a stranger and now I refuse to eat anything hot or cold that’s touched plastic. It just shows, regardless of who we once were, we can always change and evolve into someone else! I fear the death of Hunoverbarbie is upon us.
I linked the brands I’m currently using, but quality control is a real, necessary thing. If you need help check out Nicole’s Blog Quality Control! She’s building a women’s health supplement discovery platform, named Iris for people who want the information without the wellness theatre. (I featured a client story about her Grandma Mitzi sending her blooming iris’ a few weeks ago.)
🔮 Oracle Insights:
You are the artist of your life and your power to create is real, but right now you’re not being asked to take action. You’re being called to surrender to your deepest truth, to dive beneath the story and the parts of you that question whether you’re good enough, and to share the song that echoes in the four chambers of your heart. This is the winter, the great cosmic womb, the fertile darkness where new seeds grow whether or not you can see what they’ll become. What feels like you should be doing something is exactly the moment to relinquish control, allow deep rest, and trust that your soul’s true song is forming beneath the surface, in ways known and unknowable, until it’s ready to emerge.
💕 What I’m loving right now:
Encouraging the people you love to go after their dreams!
My apartment when it’s sundrenched
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Lorraine Anderson, The Moon Apothecary (Summer Hill, NSW: Rockpool Publishing, 2024), 201-203.